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“Today the stock market hit a new record high of 17,500″. “It appears that nothing is going to stop the bulls, what a wonderful time to be an investor in America,” stated Tawny who has worked for CNBC for the past three years, prior to that worked for Victoria’s Secret as a model.
“How stupid those people are they say the stock market is fraudulent, and you should invest in Gold and Silver, ha ha, what a bunch of conspiracy theorist,” Shouted Jim, another anchor at CNBC whom has bank accounts in several foreign countries and lives in an isolated and walled off island somewhere in the Bahamas.
“The Federal Reserve Chairman is a genius, and his money printing strategy has saved the American, and European economy and the world should follow his lead”, chimed in Jennifer whom joined CNBC last year after being hired from her Playboy modeling campaign.
“The market is at new highs, housing is roaring back, unemployment is down, and consumers are spending like no tomorrow, America’s future could never be brighter,” Said Frank, the well dressed investment banker from Goldman Sachs who appears on CNBC as a financial expert commentator.
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The smoke rose in huge clouds over the city of Sacramento. It was a dark thick smoke, and loud booms could be heard as explosions ripped through the city, or what was left of the city. I was perched on a lookout tower in the Sierra Nevada Mountains, and had a great view of the city as it burnt. The sound of screams and jet engines has been constant for the past 48 hours.
My short wave gave out a message, “This is the Department of Homeland Security, we need everyone to remain calm, our nation is under attack by extremists from within, if you see anyone not in a military or police uniform consider them armed and dangerous and report them to homeland security.” “All citizens need to bring their papers and report to family safety centers which are located throughout the country within the next 24 hours. Food and security can be found at the centers. We will be fighting these domestic terrorists and bring them to justice insuring soon the American way of life will be resumed, and you will be allowed to go back to your homes. If you have not checked into a family center by tomorrow at 6pm you will be considered a terrorist and shot on sight. Thank you for your obedience.”
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“John what are we going to do with our money?” shouted Jen as she watched CNBC.
“Jen, the last thing we need to worry about right now is our investments” said John as he filled up his suitcase.
“But John, we put all of our savings into the stock market, and right now the market is down to 5600, we need to do something!”
“Jen, have you tried to make a phone call? All lines are busy, turn up the TV”.
“Everyone should stay calm” said Rachel the FOX News anchor, “The markets are experience a little turbulence, but I have been told by all the experts this is temporary and of course the market will move back to its highs.”.
I could not help but notice her shirt was cut a bit lower today and her cleavage was just massive.
“Listen, we should just get our papers and find the family center, listen to Rachel she says this is just temporary.”
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Yes, a fictional tale, brought to you by someone who has a good record in the truth, and ability to see the future. Have a great day, and remember, if CNBC, CNN or FOX News tells you something, it is the truth, and all others are wrong.
